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Insane Clown Posse's Spazmatic Energy Sauce Brand total= 1 |
Insane Clown Posse's Spazmatic Energy Sauce Insane Clown Posse's Spazmatic Energy Sauce Size: 8.4oz can Location Acquired: Spencer's, Oakdale Mall, Johnson City, NY Location in Collection: The Army Taste Rating: 3/10 Energy Rating: 2/10 Review: Insane Clown Posse is arguably the worst band ever. Remember that terrible brand of hip-hop/rock/crap invented by the Beastie Boys and Rage Against the Machine? This is like that, but ten times worse. To quote the great Lewis Black, "these are grown men...who dress up like clowns...and then rap... about being clowns. They call their fans their 'Juggalos.' That gives you an idea of the level of intelligence of THOSE people..." My rant about crappy new music aside, these idiots made a drink. It's a Red Bull knockoff; that way they can rape your mouth just as they rape music daily. Energy, nah. And I don't usually drink anything that is referred to as a "sauce." Odd marketing, if you ask me. |